Unless you throw a match into the equation you may be sorely disappointed when he doesn’t burn.

It also would’ve been nice to see a period used in this tweet too. Lack of any burned my brain while reading this.

Bloop bloop!

This is a joke I actually wish I could understand to a lil better degree. Because I really don’t understand what there is to be laughing about.

What the tomfoolery?!

These are some tough “Would You Rather’s”

This one might be a real toughie to top for my favorite post on this blog.

That’s a lot of random ass and random everything else.

Yeeeeeeah I ain’t following your buddy, friend. Cuz he ain’t my friend, guy.